- I wonder if Fidel ever sits around smoking one of his cigars grinning like the Cheshire cat because his silly cigars are a hot, illegal commodity here in the US and does he, sometimes just because he can, put them out when he's only halfway finished with them...the "rubbing out" of it symbolic of rubbing his accessability to them in our faces.
- I can just see it now: Me: "Honey, wake up, I need you to get out of the bed so I can change the sheets." Sean: "Wha...Huh? *grumble grumble fart snort*" Me: "I peed the bed." Sean (more alert now that the word pee has been thrown out there): "You did what now?" Me: "I peed the bed...get up!" Sean: "Why did you pee the bed, exactly?" Me (annoyed): "Oh, I don't know. Maybe because now that I've had two children I can't "hold it" to save my life and even though I peed before I came to bed this organ-dislodging hacking I've been doing for the last hour forced what little bit I still had inside me to come out?"
- Wait...is Fidel dead? Ok then...his son or whoever....Cubans...*cough, HACCCKKKKK, cough*
- Maybe I should drink whats left of the bottle of children's cough medicine? *cough, cough* But then, what if the kids need it and there isn't any? Crap....*cough up lung*
- I need to find a psychiatrist...for my book...wait, maybe I they'll like, take pity on me and throw in free sessions if I mention them...like name a character after them or something. That would be kinda sweet.
- *Cough* Crap!!! *HACCCKKK* Why doesn't he wake up when I'm dying over here? If I said 'boobs' he'd be awake and drooling...but throat-barking like a mad dog with 'roid rage? Nothing. Stupid Man.
- Wouldn't it be cool if they made some sort of mouth thingie, like a retainer, that held a cough drop in place so you could fall asleep with it dissolving in your mouth? I mean, it would kinda be perfect. You could fall asleep without coughing, or that annoying fear of choking, and it would totally trick your brain into thinking you didn't have to cough every 5 seconds and you could actually, maybe sleep.
- *Cough* Sonofa....
- I wish the Bloggess had another post up....god that woman is hilarious. I just freakin' adore her...what I wouldn't give for one day inside her head....I wish I could read minds.
- *look at the clock* 5:45??? I'm wide awake and coughing...I might as well just stay up until the boy gets up for school...at least Sean wouldn't have to wake up and grumble and complain loudly for an hour because he has to do it.
- Is that the neighbor running their garbage disposal??? Holy Crap!
And there you have it...an hour of my mind. What's sad? This is normal compared to the crap I usually think.
**Edit - My husband read this and, with wide eyes, asked if I had really peed the bed. I DID NOT pee the bed...just so everyone knows. It was purely a thought I had when I coughed and realized it was a possibility. Ladies with children, you know what I'm talking about.
