Tasteless Joking

Warning: This is not my normal post. It may contain material that will offend. Why do I post it then? Its my blog :). You have been warned.

So last night my husband and I went to our nephews' football games. We took a smoke break and I started talking about the tattoos that I want to get. I mentioned that I want to get one Stargate related....like getting the gate tattooed around my wrist if we could find a REALLY great artist that could do the symbols correctly.
Somewhere I had also asked something about it being sexy to have one on my lower back. I don't know how, but it got screwed around in his head that I meant my butt. I would NEVER do that, lol. I don't know what he was thinking.
BUT, he started cracking jokes about the gate on my rear end. These are the comments that had us laughing like two lunatics.

If you are not a Stargate fan you probably won't understand any of this. (I know Mackenzie's Momma will. *wink*)

• I can see your event horizon. (him)
• Let me take you to another world. (me)
• This wormhole is a one way trip only.
• Close the Iris - there's something trying to come through!
• Close the blast doors!

Dang...there were more. I'd ask Sean but he's snoring loudly in the other room. I'll ask him tomorrow and post the rest. Most of them were his anyway...I was laughing too hard and I think I might have lost some of them in my tears.

Yikes

Ok..I had planned to write more with this picture but its starting to storm outside and there have been tornadoes around us...sooo, I leave you with this picture and questions as to what the heck is going on with it. I'll write more later tonight if it gets better outside...otherwise it will be tomorrow. ....Nevermind..storms passed

There are things that I want to do this year - and one of them is get a tattoo that I've been wanting for quite some time. It will be my celtic knot, which is in 'real' form at the bottom of this page. My biggest issue was not knowing where I wanted it. I have finally decided that its going to be on my forearm. There is a gaelic phrase that I'd like to have with it...just not sure on how yet. Anyway, just thought I'd show you. Jenn and I were talking today about her first anniversary coming up and she wants to buy her husband a tattoo that he's been wanting for a while.