An Actual Thought

I was in the bathroom. Smoking. And minding my own business. I noticed a crazy shadow on the wall caused by my ponytail.

When a thought popped into my head.

"I wonder what a horse's tail would look like if you put it in a ponytail."

I. Kid. You. Not.

And...it took me a few seconds to comprehend what I had just thought. I was thankful that I hadn't said it out loud...or that I was alone. YET, here I am posting it for all the world (ok, the 3 people who read this...lol).

I have my days.