Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Castro, Peeing the Bed and Other Random Junk

Its 5:45 am and I'm awake so I thought I'd let you in whats been going through my mind as I laid in bed for the last hour.

  • I wonder if Fidel ever sits around smoking one of his cigars grinning like the Cheshire cat because his silly cigars are a hot, illegal commodity here in the US and does he, sometimes just because he can, put them out when he's only halfway finished with them...the "rubbing out" of it symbolic of rubbing his accessability to them in our faces.
  • I can just see it now: Me: "Honey, wake up, I need you to get out of the bed so I can change the sheets." Sean: "Wha...Huh? *grumble grumble fart snort*" Me: "I peed the bed." Sean (more alert now that the word pee has been thrown out there): "You did what now?" Me: "I peed the bed...get up!" Sean: "Why did you pee the bed, exactly?" Me (annoyed): "Oh, I don't know. Maybe because now that I've had two children I can't "hold it" to save my life and even though I peed before I came to bed this organ-dislodging hacking I've been doing for the last hour forced what little bit I still had inside me to come out?"
  • Wait...is Fidel dead? Ok then...his son or whoever....Cubans...*cough, HACCCKKKKK, cough*
  • Maybe I should drink whats left of the bottle of children's cough medicine? *cough, cough* But then, what if the kids need it and there isn't any? Crap....*cough up lung*
  • I need to find a psychiatrist...for my book...wait, maybe I they'll like, take pity on me and throw in free sessions if I mention them...like name a character after them or something. That would be kinda sweet.
  • *Cough* Crap!!! *HACCCKKK* Why doesn't he wake up when I'm dying over here? If I said 'boobs' he'd be awake and drooling...but throat-barking like a mad dog with 'roid rage? Nothing. Stupid Man.
  • Wouldn't it be cool if they made some sort of mouth thingie, like a retainer, that held a cough drop in place so you could fall asleep with it dissolving in your mouth? I mean, it would kinda be perfect. You could fall asleep without coughing, or that annoying fear of choking, and it would totally trick your brain into thinking you didn't have to cough every 5 seconds and you could actually, maybe sleep.
  • *Cough* Sonofa....
  • I wish the Bloggess had another post up....god that woman is hilarious. I just freakin' adore her...what I wouldn't give for one day inside her head....I wish I could read minds.
  • *look at the clock* 5:45??? I'm wide awake and coughing...I might as well just stay up until the boy gets up for school...at least Sean wouldn't have to wake up and grumble and complain loudly for an hour because he has to do it.
  • Is that the neighbor running their garbage disposal??? Holy Crap!

And there you have it...an hour of my mind. What's sad? This is normal compared to the crap I usually think.

**Edit - My husband read this and, with wide eyes, asked if I had really peed the bed. I DID NOT pee the bed...just so everyone knows. It was purely a thought I had when I coughed and realized it was a possibility. Ladies with children, you know what I'm talking about.

6 comments:

Mackenzies Momma said...

Oh I hate when you get that hacky cough thing. I tend to get sick very rarely but when I *do* its horrid. This summer I picked up the black plague or something and was in bed for 36 hours straight with a 102 fever. Ugh.

And I'm sure you're right about those cubans and their cigars. Which reminds me now of the weird commercial I saw during insomnia hour yesterday. One of the local casino's has apparently added a cigar lounge. So they have these really 'glamorous' women sitting there smoking these HUGE cigars. I had to actually rewatch the commercial to make sure I saw it right.

Kendra said...

OMG, lol. I'm trying to resist the urge to look for it on youtube, lol.

What's even worse about this cough? Its dry. Ok, TMI probably, but its more like I've irritated my throat so my brain THINKS I need to cough constantly. Therefore, the only things coming up are organs. I NyQuil'd myself and slept all day yesterday and all night last night. I love that stuff when it works.

Mackenzies Momma said...

out of curiosity- i went and tried to find it and sadly its not on youtube. :(

I may have to sit in front of the TV w/ the digital camera next time its on, and record it just for you.

Oh btw- I've been posting those FB quizzes over at my place ;)

Kendra said...

Ugh, You'd be so ashamed of me. I've been immersed in a fanfic for the last two days, non stop. Perhaps the, um...subject matter...would cause you to roll your eyes. Anyway, I promise, as it is now 4 am, that I will definately read those quizzes tomorrow...er...today. Whatever, lol. That time after I go to sleep and wake up :)

Mackenzies Momma said...

Oooh there is nothing wrong with a good fanfic binge(even if it is fanfic I don't read ;)). I got your comments too. Will have to email you about the one night stand story ;)

Kendra said...

Oooooh, yes! Yes you will :)